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I am a dumb gay fart in Colorado majoring in Theatre. I'm a cis female, pronouns she/her/herself. I am occasionally cool I guess. Not particularly, though. Mostly just a dumb fart. I haven't written a description since I was in the seventh grade, jesus.

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Apr 16

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(via magewart)


The end of every Assassin’s Creed game

fuckyeaassassinscreed:

image

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angrybisexualcesium:

tbh the only reason anybody is “straight-passing” is because of the common and harmful conception that heterosexuality is the default and that queerness must have extreme and visible markers to be valid

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theuncookednoodle:

armin finally decides on what path of life he wants to embark on.

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krudman:

bakaunagi:

another excellent 4kids dub

Oh, honey, no! You could cut yourself on that! Do you want to lose a finger? Here, let’s get you something safer:

krudman:

bakaunagi:

another excellent 4kids dub

Oh, honey, no! You could cut yourself on that! Do you want to lose a finger? Here, let’s get you something safer:

(via groovitational--pull)


audino-hearts1:

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

Thank you

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hatsooneymiku:

I can’t believe Lady Gaga is Hatsune Miku’s closing act

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

ppl like “augustus is SUPPOSED to be pretentious even his FRIENDS think he’s pretentious it’s a CHARACTER TRAIT AND IT’S DELIBERATE” 

uh okay???

who cares?????

if it’s a purposeful character flaw then ppl are supposed 2 notice it and ur getting defensive bc ppl notice it???// i dont?? unde//?rstan?d??

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schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

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orgasmictipsforgirls:

'WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING.'

orgasmictipsforgirls:

'WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING.'

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